listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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