I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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