don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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