I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
