I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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