Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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