pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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