i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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