Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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