No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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