Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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