rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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