I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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