how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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