I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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