I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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