i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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