Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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