Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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