Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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