yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
that is very illegal...i love you.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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