The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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