How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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