Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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