Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
