Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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