Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
