If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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