last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Welp...herpes.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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