On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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