love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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