fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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