you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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