Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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