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go home
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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