doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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