Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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