lets start a swedish sibling band together
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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