just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
