he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
she pinky promised me she was 18
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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