it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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