I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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