You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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