i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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