Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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