lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
it was like his penis was on wheels.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
two words...techno handjob
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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