p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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