she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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