is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
one might say we're banned from that church
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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