She announced her abortion via fbk
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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