So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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