They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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