Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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