yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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