so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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