You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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