so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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