Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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