Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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