Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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