it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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