it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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